Meet the NBS

We came.We saw.We marketed aphrodisiacs.And we kicked some serious posterior inspite of being unable to finish our presentation.The atmosphere drummed up by our gimmick could be aptly termed as Saturday Afternoon Fever.A 42.5/50 wasn’t too bad.Infact a great way to cap a good run of projects.

This was made possible by a covert strike team of highly talented operatives,collectively known as the NBS( Nameless,Blameless,Shameless…inspired by Sam’s picture of the Pointy Haired Boss).Largely legendary,this elite force strikes fear into the hearts of other groups.Each member is reknown for her/his prowess on the BMM battlefield.

Being naturally gifted,all of them have their own field of expertise ranging from staging true to life cat fights to concocting fool proof excuses for procrastination.Here are those that make up this manically effervescent clan:

Anuya aka Medusaaah/HP fan girl- owner of the extremely popular pinky blog.Well known for her uber advice,political incorrectness and fun loving persona.Female Jay Leno?Getting there.

Be warned ,this diminutive gal is the lone practioner of the dark art of causticity.When teamed with Ayesha,the hordes of mainstream hell are unleashed and pseudo-cat fights too.

Ayesha aka Potty Six-vivacious,funny and probably the sanest of the lot.The color florescent green makes her happy.Yes,she is the SANEST of the lot.

Usually a practical and peaceloving person,she sees herself working at the BBC.Hopefully not as the Weather News Anchor.

A great voice that would make your ears fall off on swearing obsceneties that would make a corpse come back to life to kill himself again.When combined with Anuya, a duo of ranting devastation and SouthPark style humour comes to life.

Girish aka GnK/Gunk- if SRK had a clone he would be called Girish.Aspiring to be an actor ,he’s definitely getting there with stellar performances in “I Died That Night” and the memorable Symby Street Play.

However,good acting is where the SRK comparison starts and ends.For anytime ribtickling laughter with a slant of the perverse,he’s the dude to speak to.Famous for his mastery of abuse,he has taken an oath not to swear again.Which he has promptly broken 4 times over.He currently holds the position of BMM brand ambassador.Something which he shall be aware of on reading this.

Tulsi aka Tulsa/Sunbasker- behind that innocent wannabe exterior ,lies an even more innocent soul.Innovative and artistic,she enjoys Jim Morrison,a good joke and sparring verbal duels with yours truly.Playing the keyboard (and soon the guitar) religiously,she sees herself crooning covers from the Doors.

Allergic to compliments, she seems to be attracting them from the wrong gender,inspite of being a self-professed homophobe.

Radhika aka dodo/raddy- ruler of the world,she makes dictatorship seem like democracy.A total contrast to your regular BMM student,she makes mainstream look passe.An avid reader of Prachett,she’s got most of us hooked on to the Discworld series.

A fellow conspiracy theorist and connoisseur of all things intoxicating she adds a new dimension to the term rambled incoherency(if her blog is anything to go by).She currently awaits the day rootbeer would flow from taps as it would signify her proclamation as the ruler of the world.In the meantime she’s probably indulging in some South Park,Calvin and Hobbes and Peach Schnappes.

Akshata aka aksh- a highly skilled orator for reasons beyond my understanding,she manages to keep people in rapt attention whle she speaks,something commonly known as the A -effect.Extremely witty and politically correct,she’s the HR manager of NBS who makes Catbert seem nice and lovable(she taught him probably).

The thinker of the bunch,she gives a totaly refreshing perspective to ideas suggested unless they are related to floating candles and bottle openers,both of which she has a fetish for.With an easily amused imagination she’s a laughter pot thats set off in splits at the slightest hint of absent humour.

On a side note she says “HI” to all the blog folk reading this:).

Rishi aka h3lios/Dick-in-Chief- the megalomanical master of chaos. When awakening from random bouts of delusionality he actually *may* have something useful to contribute to the general well being of the squad.Apparently reliable,smart,talented,awesome,superb , impressive and a multitude of other superlatives that slip my mind (if the voices in his head are to be believed),he is the epitome of incoherency.Atleast thats what he thinks…

Technologically starved he waits for his new rig and contemplates between ATi or nVidia on an A64. It’s going to be a long wait,considering that he’s a paranoid technophile heavily insistent on warranty and tech support.

A master of procrastination ,slacking and the like,he knows that it is obvious that will not survive by his wits alone.Hence,this will be his last blog entry on Twilight Chronicles for awhile(till the 16th of April atleast) as he has exams embracing him like a boa constrictor.

The 3.30 movie after college was fun though.I wonder why Ano and Rohit walked out of Sins during the intermission….

Food notes: Cafe Churchill is tantalizing.Great paneer steak and lasagnas.The kahlua mousse was melt-in the mouth goodness.

Now Listening to: Opeth-Blackwater Park