Quotes of the Sem…

21 Oct

“Welcome to media,son.Learn to suck cock and fast.”-Rohan Joshi circa 2005,just before sem 3.

“Can I have your autograph?”-anonymous BMM wannabe to Akshata after the entrance test.

“Do whatever,but don’t lick”-Suraj Wanvari to Siddarth Sood about his BMM party antics.July 10th.

“It’s not my fault if we gained independece on the 15th of August.Ad lectures as usual.”-Professor Patki answering our request for an Independence Day holiday with a resounding holiday on the 16th:D

“Guys,you are so screwed”-Professor Alka a day before our Media Studies submission,August 19th.

“She’s got a good voice”-Bhhavvya Bokaria of Gaya’s mouse voice during our movie editing.July 23rd.Needless to say,this was the mother of all ironies.

“You two should have your own sitcom”-Jaison to Ano and myself after our first joint JLT meet.

“Let’s call ourselves,Meany PR Agency”-Raddy to the rest of us PR newbs during our project,in reference to Mini Ribero,our PR professor.

“I’m mythically gorgeous”-Ayesha.September 13th.

“How middle class”-Ayesha through out the semester(it’s the BT complex:P)

“Oh no,she ate his cherry”-Akshata referring to Ano’s digestion of my Blue Curacao Granita cherry during a JLT meet.

“Will Patki judge our creativity?”-this coming from the queen of creative presentation,Nidhi herself,September 21st.

“Alwan ,I wait for no one!”-Gerish,

5 seconds later,”hold on Rahil will be here in a few seconds”. (LOL!)

“It’s in our BMM”-Nidhi Karnavat,October 3rd.

“For those taking Ad,call me Mr. Bhatt.For the rest of you,call me Aditya”-Professor Bhatt,October 1st.

“Five models.Five hours”-Kunal Gupta,with regards to the ad portion(no that’s not a name of a new club,it literally is the ad portion).

“Excuse me while I scrape my ego off the floor boards”-Akshata,msn nick.

“For the first time, I know what failure feels like”-Tulsi Mehta,after the ad paper.October 10th.

“Oh no! The exams are over!I’ve nothing to study!”-Nidhi Karnavat,October 17th.

“Saurav Ganguly is your daddy!!!”-exclaimed Rishi Alwani after the last exam(yeah they asked a cricket question).

“Jai ganna!”-Gerish Khemani on msn.Take the meaning as you see it,October 17th.

Favourites from the last two Semesters:

“Is there a peddler waiting for you?”-Professor Balaporia to Sidarth Bharwani after his ECS speech.

“Don’t go there.”-Rishi Alwani with regards to a certain BMM student’s promiscuity.

“Damn right!!!”-Rishi Alwani in general.

“Now presenting the DICKtator and chief,Rishi Alwani!”-Ano during the computers presentation.

“Because of experience.”-Gerish Khemani commenting on tK’s driver.

“Rocking!”-Jaimit”The Man” Doshi

“I DON’T GIVE A DAMN”-Jaimit “The Man”Doshi whilst spurring on students for Kurukshetra.

“Mard ke naam pe thoo!”-Bhhavvya at a BNO

BMM’s got insane entertainment value.If anything else,we sure aren’t short of words.

7 Responses to “Quotes of the Sem…”

  1. MeDuSaaah October 21, 2005 at 22:15 #

    heheheheheheheheheheh

    ALWAAAAANNN! that was awesome!!

    u r brilliant!

    *grabs alwan again n gives him a bear hug*

  2. raddy October 22, 2005 at 00:58 #

    MeDuSaaah said
    “heheheheheheheheheheh

    ALWAAAAANNN! that was awesome!!

    u r brilliant!

    *grabs alwan again n gives him a bear hug* “

    dude, what the FUCK is wrong with this world? i need to wake up soon, this dream scares me!

  3. MeDuSaaah October 22, 2005 at 13:02 #

    fyi – it was vahishta who sed it, not jaison…

    n raddy, if u must know, i’m goin thru an “i love alwan” phase atm. Dont wrry, knowing rishi – it will b short-lived.

    hehehe

  4. whatever October 22, 2005 at 15:39 #

    I’m indeed mythically gorgeous h3lios u jus jealous that janku dint refer to u as the above huh
    how middleclass and ya local too

  5. ~~SuPeRnOvA~~ October 23, 2005 at 10:33 #

    *also gives alwan a bear hug*

    OH LOOK!! ITS AN ORGY!!

    hehehehehehehe

  6. Aeris October 24, 2005 at 16:57 #

    update.

  7. xtremely_insane October 29, 2005 at 14:55 #

    hehehehe…..very serious quotes indeed.
    much better than what our politicians manage to speak though.

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