“Welcome to media,son.Learn to suck cock and fast.”-Rohan Joshi circa 2005,just before sem 3.
“Can I have your autograph?”-anonymous BMM wannabe to Akshata after the entrance test.
“Do whatever,but don’t lick”-Suraj Wanvari to Siddarth Sood about his BMM party antics.July 10th.
“It’s not my fault if we gained independece on the 15th of August.Ad lectures as usual.”-Professor Patki answering our request for an Independence Day holiday with a resounding holiday on the 16th:D
“Guys,you are so screwed”-Professor Alka a day before our Media Studies submission,August 19th.
“She’s got a good voice”-Bhhavvya Bokaria of Gaya’s mouse voice during our movie editing.July 23rd.Needless to say,this was the mother of all ironies.
“You two should have your own sitcom”-Jaison to Ano and myself after our first joint JLT meet.
“Let’s call ourselves,Meany PR Agency”-Raddy to the rest of us PR newbs during our project,in reference to Mini Ribero,our PR professor.
“I’m mythically gorgeous”-Ayesha.September 13th.
“How middle class”-Ayesha through out the semester(it’s the BT complex:P)
“Oh no,she ate his cherry”-Akshata referring to Ano’s digestion of my Blue Curacao Granita cherry during a JLT meet.
“Will Patki judge our creativity?”-this coming from the queen of creative presentation,Nidhi herself,September 21st.
“Alwan ,I wait for no one!”-Gerish,
5 seconds later,”hold on Rahil will be here in a few seconds”. (LOL!)
“It’s in our BMM”-Nidhi Karnavat,October 3rd.
“For those taking Ad,call me Mr. Bhatt.For the rest of you,call me Aditya”-Professor Bhatt,October 1st.
“Five models.Five hours”-Kunal Gupta,with regards to the ad portion(no that’s not a name of a new club,it literally is the ad portion).
“Excuse me while I scrape my ego off the floor boards”-Akshata,msn nick.
“For the first time, I know what failure feels like”-Tulsi Mehta,after the ad paper.October 10th.
“Oh no! The exams are over!I’ve nothing to study!”-Nidhi Karnavat,October 17th.
“Saurav Ganguly is your daddy!!!”-exclaimed Rishi Alwani after the last exam(yeah they asked a cricket question).
“Jai ganna!”-Gerish Khemani on msn.Take the meaning as you see it,October 17th.
Favourites from the last two Semesters:
“Is there a peddler waiting for you?”-Professor Balaporia to Sidarth Bharwani after his ECS speech.
“Don’t go there.”-Rishi Alwani with regards to a certain BMM student’s promiscuity.
“Damn right!!!”-Rishi Alwani in general.
“Now presenting the DICKtator and chief,Rishi Alwani!”-Ano during the computers presentation.
“Because of experience.”-Gerish Khemani commenting on tK’s driver.
“Rocking!”-Jaimit”The Man” Doshi
“I DON’T GIVE A DAMN”-Jaimit “The Man”Doshi whilst spurring on students for Kurukshetra.
“Mard ke naam pe thoo!”-Bhhavvya at a BNO
BMM’s got insane entertainment value.If anything else,we sure aren’t short of words.