Quotes Of Sem 4

Kudos to Chets and JH-BMM for making this possible…

” In my days, if you were a girl, you’d do arts, if you were a boy you’d do science and if you were gujju, you’d do commerce.”- David on his college days.

” Beer or wine, it doesn’t make a difference what comes first as long as you’re not drinking it”- Prof. Patki with regards to TV documentary screenings.

” We don’t snap, only turtles and mother-in-laws snap.”- David explaining photography lexicon.

“Paar mere paas hole nahin hai”- Rahil (translated as :”I don’t have a hole here”,said while pointing to his crotch, while walking down the college steps, in view of a girl who was on the steps)

“Hey guys, is there any International P.C.O. around here?”- Rinita making her intentions to make the first ever long distance local call.

“My boyfriend is very bendable”- Ritika, whose boyfriend is probably India‘s answer to Mr. Fantastic.

“My USP is my underwear”-Gerish. Do i REALLY need to bother explaining his statements?

” I’ll name my children target audience and positioning”-Gerish

” Here’s a rare snap you’ll get,Varun Shah and an empty plate”-Harshil taking a pot shot at Varun Shah’s petite figure.

” Is my eyeliner smudged?”-Shaista (after getting soaked in the Ganges,headfirst).

” Gandhiji ki dhoti mein a few good men”-Chets, on his nightly madness on the way to Delhi.

“I tried all the positions!”- Anuja (get your head out of the gutter, she’s talking about whitewater rafting, i think)

“Ma’am, please take care of me”- a flustered and desperate to pass Malika to the Cinema professor a week before the exams.

“Will I be able to hear sound playing if I use headphones instead of speakers?”- Pracheta asking the tech guru Chetan a very complex and pertinent question.

” Gerish, I heard you banged your FYs.” – a certain professor makes a slip of words, much to Gerish’s satisfaction.

“Dude, the other day after playing cricket I started getting cramps in my stomach.”- Anshul Gupta talking about his menstrual cycle. Among other things.

” My mom said no bhang for next year’s Holi party. Only alcohol.” – Malika making it clear that people can get sloshed, without having spiked thandai.

“Jawaab do, jawaab do…else just vacate my private space!”- Rishi mouthing Gerish written dialogues (apparently to Varun Shah) for a computer project short film. A spoof on Broke Back Mountain aptly titled, Kamar Tod Parbat ( a Tulsi Kapoor Production (c) )

Junkisms- this is a special section to Janak Shah, who after a relatively quiet Semester 3, decided to ramp things up a bit with some hilariously weird quotes:

“Smoke that fag of your chest.”- said to Neha while counselling her to quit smoking.

“Your boyfriend is so cuddly.”- agreeing to Akshata’s feelings about her boyfriend, in the gayest way possible. And by gay, i don’t mean happy.

“Sir if I want to eliminate your face…”- he decided to stress on the “eliminate” aspect of his sentence a little too long whilst asking Professor Patki a question in T.V.

“Dude, it’s better to be gay than to be single.”- divulging a little more than he should as he pines for Sanya in her absence.

“Who was the guy in the man who shagged me?”- he meant “who was the actor in the movie, “the spy who shagged me” ” , freudian slip or honest mistake? You decide.

It’s been a crazy semester. Probably more insane than the last three semesters what with all the gigantic projects peppered with Talaash and Holi Party madness. i can’t help but end this post with this beauty of a quote from Gayatri:

” I had many options… poison, sleeping pills, hanging myself from a building, being run over by a train, banging my car, but, I picked Jai Hind BMM.”