Get your head out of the gutter. Wash it with some Dettol and realize that the above statement can also happen when you breakup. Contrary to popular belief, i didn’t feel the need to commit suicide, go on a mass murdering spree or splurge my non-existent income on a variety of some legal and not so legal substances. Rather, it felt much like this clip:
Since i have proved that most of the time, life is as overrated as well…life, i must now grab it by the proverbial balls and make it my own (life not balls, pervs).
Now excuse me while i update my Facebook status and watch some Seinfeld.
Now Listening To: Robbie Williams – Rock DJ.
