BioShock is epic. i’ve never been so excited for a game since FFVIII. The demo is brilliant, the art work superb and gameplay superlative to say the least. Oh and the story seems quite godlike too.
Apart from rampant BioShock sessions, the usual moaning about work sessions, my life seems to have , ironically at this juncture, gained meaning.
All hail convocations.
It is time where you prance around ye olde college gates and put on a great pretense of hitting it big time with illusions of grandeur, pomp and show. Showing the world and more importantly your “friends” that you’re the best there is, right up there sharing a table with the big dogs, when actually you’re shitting bricks in the dog pound.
A mere shell of your former self, coming to terms with the realities of life. But, hey, life’s about oneupmanship right?
After all nothing soothes an ego more than talking big, playing big and being big, even if its just for a few hours, the after effects are good enough to please the only thing that’s big.
No get your head out of the gutter, it’s the ego.
And it is with this event, an event which is probably worth shit on the great, grand cosmic scale of the universe, that my life has suddenly gained meaning and purpose beyond my greatest imagination and understanding.
Now if you excuse me, i’ve to practice the subtle arts of name dropping, adopting a snooty “i’m Paris Hilton, bitch” attitude and mugging up the dictionary in search of words that would make me sound super cool.
Yes, this is what all the cool kids do. Be one today. And get 25% off the next blog post. Special offer valid while stocks last!
Foo Fighters – Lonely As You
