Female Conversations

21 Dec
Rather than spend my spare time plotting for world domination or making crank calls to the local pizzeria i decided to invest a few hours in catching up with a few friends from the college days.

The problem is, what with them being members of the opposite sex, they lack all sense to realize that there is one who isn’t a part of their tribe around and who’d rather not be a part of their lovely conversation. However such common sense is unable to breakthrough the barriers of intense female cackling and their discussion went somewhere along the lines of this:

Fembot 1: Why is your bra showing?
Fembot 2: Because it’s a nice bra.
Fembot 1: Aren’t you concerned that you’d be stared at?
Fembot 2: No.
Fembot 1: Maybe h3lios was looking. Did you take a peek? Is it a nice bra?

At that point of time armed solely with a look of “WTF!?” i nearly choked on my pizza slice and uttered a solitary “Whaaa…?”.

Ladies and gentlemen, correction, just gentlemen, this is why you should never take a course where the number of males makes the number of live dodos on earth seem rather large.

Now Listening To: Rage Against The Machine – War Within A Breath

2 Responses to “Female Conversations”

  1. Chetan December 25, 2007 at 22:48 #

    Amen to that

  2. Ziah December 30, 2007 at 19:22 #

    Lol! I could actually picture some of the women I know who took that course with you mouthing off the lines..:)

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