Getting into a drunken argument with a Mac fanboy is hazardous to my health.
Furry Ambassadors reek of epic fail.
Assassin’s Creed would have been a godlike game if it didn’t have as many bugs as Angelina Jolie did in an episode of South Park.
Breakfast at Mocha is awesome. Even more so when you gorge down 2 paninis and a chocolate milkshake.
Extending generosity towards those around you always results in something twisted and sick.
Excess early morning nagging reduces my senses to shrapnel.
Now Listening To: Foo Fighters – Statues
