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Change. i has it.

18 May

Grammatically incorrect, lolcat-like titles aside, here is what has changed since the last post.

 

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  1. It’s official. Mr. Man and the Female Desperado are a couple. Good luck, riddance and an STD-free future to them both.
  2. The Phone-in-Beer Dropper has been socially ostracized by the fan girls of Mr. Man, leading her to pursue a life replete with capoeria. And it’s become an obsession. So much so that she keep the pseudo-sport/art/dance/random Brazilian mating calls in mind when it comes to life-altering decisions.
  3. Slacker Ninja has made his peace with Mr. Photographer, realizes that it’s best to be mistrusting regardless.
  4. The Ex-Girlfriend apparently regrets her mistake of dumping Slacker Ninja. Tries to mindfuck him by sending bitchy text messages, masking it under the premise of being “hormonal”.
  5. Mr. Man harbors a deep-seated grudge for The Phone-in-Beer Dropper. To the point where he’d pursue an attempt at revenge even if he were making cell phones himself.
  6. Slacker Ninja meet an older, wiser and hopefully, future version of himself today. And wishes it becomes a reality.

Now Listening To: Switchfoot – The Blues