The only song that’s stuck in your head on loop is Aqualung’s Strange But Beautiful. If that wasn’t irritating enough, you wake up a good three hours later than you were supposed to, missing a crucial class and being late for work. And if that hasn’t got your goat, try the scorching heat which makes walking outside a giant sweat-a-thon so much so that you’ve managed to generate enough perspiration to fuel a nuclear power plant.
And if you think it ends there you’re mistaken, you end up getting asked three fucked up questions in the space of an hour. The first one being to choose between red and leopard printed bras.
Hold it, it gets better the second question allows you to choose between burping or coughing while kissing the girl of your dreams while on the first date.
No, wait the pain isn’t over yet…the third asks if you were getting orally gratified would it be because you prefer her on her knees or because of the 10 minutes of silence?
Yeah in spite of having a semi-messed up day at least you weren’t the person who was asked to choose between pleasuring a 10 year old girl or a 100 year old woman.
All isn’t lost. Yet. You could be the guy driving the forklift in this picture and do one better. By “one better” we mean, actually failing epicly.
