Sheer Awesomeness Part II

11:14 PM me: ZOMFG WTF LULZ
FAYBLE IS TEH WINZORZ

11:18 PM Murali: haha how far are you in the game?

11:19 PM me: just asswh00ped the tree troll, on my way to the crucible

11:20 PM Murali: ahhh i just finished that last night.
make sure you finish all the side quests you want to do right after the crucible mission.
me: i had a threesome, forced Alex to commit suicide and have been offing people for the Assassin’s Society

11:21 PM Murali: you’re kidding. lol. you got her to off herself???? HOW?!
me: well if you don’t accept her marriage proposal and give her the note, she kills herself
don’t tell me you actually married her
lol
bros before ….:p

11:22 PM and to make matters more awesome, she becomes a ghost, thinks she can get back with her man and you show up right about then and she realizes she was set up!
Murali: i did :/
me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

11:23 PM Murali: marry her and everyone is happy. even the ghost
see? now you MUST believe i dont drink lol :p
me: fail
Murali: I even got the achievement for leaning to the good side from the start :/

11:24 PM me: fucking pussy
Murali: you’ll get it if you’re consistent with your choices. you should get it if you havent been half assing things and trying to be both :p

11:25 PM me: i’ll get it in awhile
i am working up my evilness
i’ve proposed to people only to off ‘em at the very last minute

11:26 PM my fave killing spots are lakes
Murali: holy crap….
me:
i’ve kicked kids, slapped women…yeah
Murali: i even took the trouble to move alex all the way to oakfield so the wives dont meet and bang heads :\
me: to quote an ad
This is Living.

11:27 PM Murali: but how can you sleep at night….
me: i don’t sleep
11:28 PM i seduce barmaids

Murali: point taken..