For those of you unaware of this epic trilogy in two parts (at the moment), go here.
Friend: So yeah, Abhay’s coming over.
Rishi: Nice. Jam session?
Friend: Yes, you know, after she’s started calling me Superman, i’ve wanted to so record a jam session with that Superman* song. The one that goes “If I go crazy now will you call me Superman….
Rishi: …if I’m alive and well won’t you be there holding my hand? I’ll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, my kryptonite. Yeahhhh!”,oh that song? You’re sure she’s your co-worker right?
Friend: Yes.
Rishi: Cool. While you’re at it, you can ask her if she likes your undies on the inside or not.
Friend: Bastard.
Five minutes into the conversation
Friend: You know when she started to call me Superman, i wanted to ask her just one thing.
Rishi: What?
Friend: I wanted to ask her, “If I’m Superman, would you like me to use x-ray vision on you?”
Rishi: Bastard.
*For those of you who have been in cryogenic stasis and just woke up, this is the song in question. Epicness at its best. Oh and the video is pretty bad ass too:
As the legendary Dharmendra once said in the Desi Superman movie of the 80s, “Mera Beta, Bada hoke SUPERMAN kehlayega!!!” lol