The Watchmen Conversation

Warning: Spoilers if you haven’t watched the movie, which is, contrary to Mr. MatrixWarrior, awesome.

10:56 PM me: You fail at life.

i am sorry.

10:59 PM Rohan: I’m doing okay

but you will laugh at me if i tell you why you dont have that copy yet

The guys in the tape library have, er, sort of, well, lost the episode.

me: lol

owned

Rohan: So we exist from episode two onwards

me: *ensures that rohoe’s future is blocked by tachyons *

11:00 PM *and that he vaporizes the greatest people around *

* and that he builds a giant crystal thingamajig on mars *

Rohan: ensures that Rishi’s past involves him being raped by the Comedian

whilst wearing a yellow silk curtain

11:02 PM me: me: *ensures that Rohoe is pregnant by the Comedian and shot by him. In Vietnam *

11:03 PM Rohan: ensures that rishi is the odd mist that envelops Doc Manhattans shiny blue dong. Everywhere

me: *ensures that Rohoe is the poor guy who gets flushed down the toilet by Rorscharch *

11:04 PM Rohan: ensures that Rishi is Veidt’s weird dog-thing

11:06 PM me: *ensures that Rohoe is the dude who wrote that review on xanga.com/thematrixwarrior *

i win :p

Rohan: uh, sure?

11:07 PM me: totally