Archive | April, 2009

Endcat!

7 Apr

Today was just one of days. You know, those that allow you some liberties to end an epic product showcase with something like this:

For the LuLz. Even if its just mine.

For the LuLz. Even if it's just mine.

Fun times. Especially when you’re speaking to 50-odd sales people who have absolutely clueless of their category. Things got better though, i had one of those i-your-friend-only-when-i-only-need-stuff-don’t-talk-to-me-otherwise people who got a taste of…

At least this time, the victim was deserving.

At least this time, the victim was deserving.

Speaking of taste, it’s the eve of my mom’s birthday. Which for some reason, got her on this epic baking spree resulting in a carrot cake so godlike that even god thought it was awesome.

No, God thought the cake was awesome. Not the MacBook.

No, God thought the cake was awesome. Not the MacBook.

Finally, there might be a lack of new posts for awhile because of unforseen circumstances.

Sisters. Making life hell since forever. And finishing all the cake too.

Sisters. Making life hell since forever. And finishing all the cake too.

Now Listening To:  GTA4- Soviet Connection

The Watchmen Conversation

7 Apr

Warning: Spoilers if you haven’t watched the movie, which is, contrary to Mr. MatrixWarrior, awesome.

10:56 PM me: You fail at life.
i am sorry.
10:59 PM Rohan: I’m doing okay
but you will laugh at me if i tell you why you dont have that copy yet
The guys in the tape library have, er, sort of, well, lost the episode.
me: lol
owned
Rohan: So we exist from episode two onwards
me: *ensures that rohoe’s future is blocked by tachyons *
11:00 PM *and that he vaporizes the greatest people around *
* and that he builds a giant crystal thingamajig on mars *
Rohan: ensures that Rishi’s past involves him being raped by the Comedian
whilst wearing a yellow silk curtain
11:02 PM me: me: *ensures that Rohoe is pregnant by the Comedian and shot by him. In Vietnam *
11:03 PM Rohan: ensures that rishi is the odd mist that envelops Doc Manhattans shiny blue dong. Everywhere
me: *ensures that Rohoe is the poor guy who gets flushed down the toilet by Rorscharch *
11:04 PM Rohan: ensures that Rishi is Veidt’s weird dog-thing
11:06 PM me: *ensures that Rohoe is the dude who wrote that review on xanga.com/thematrixwarrior *
i win :p
Rohan: uh, sure?
11:07 PM me: totally