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The Fake IPL Player Glossary

7 May

Kudos to an anonymous poster on the Fake IPL Player blog for this one. Should help clear up things for the unknowing few.

Durbaan of Patiala= Tom Moody(Coach of KXIP)
Vakil Saab= Kumara Sangakkara(as he is a trained lawyer)
Cool Dude=Dhoni
Saala Slimeball= Lalit Modi

Appam Chutiya – Sreesanth

Arnold Power – Ramesh Powar

Baja of Baroda – Anshuman Gaekwad

Bangla Tiger – Mortaza. Few people are also guessing Wriddhiman Saha.

Bantli – Preity

Bevdaa – Jessie Ryder

Bevdaa team – BRC – Bangalore Royal Challengers (Mallya’s Team)

Bhookha Naan – Buchanan

Big Brother – Raj Kundra

Big Mac – Mathew Hayden

Big Sister – Shilpa Shetty

Boy George – Joy Bhattacharya, CEO of KKR.

Bubaan – Arindam Ghosh

Bublee – Bret Lee

Bunty – Ness Wadia (Babli’s mate)

Calypso King – Gayle

Candy Nickel – Andy Bichel

Castro – Fidel Edwards

Chatterjee Kaaku – Old Guy from the KKR Ad ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’

Chhota Chetan – Cheteshwar Pujara

Chikna Pussy – David Hussey

Chinnu Popli – Shreevats Goswami

Chintu Singh – Anureet Singh

Chirkut Teli – Virat Kohli

Cool Dude – MS Dhoni

Darwaan of Patiala – Tom Moody

Deegrah Patan – Irfan

Dewar – Rahul Dravid

Dhakkans – Deccan Chargers

Durbaan – Tom Moody

FIP – Fake IPL PLayer

Former India fast bowler who will remain a former India fast bowler – Agarkar

Ganji Hanger – Sanjay Bangar

Ghati Baba – Rohit Sharma

Gilli danda – Ashok Dinda

Hawaii Chappal – Greg Chapel

India’s best fast bowler – Ishant Sharma

John Wrong – John Wright

Joker – Nepali guy (Chang) who was Indian Idol host

Junta/ Junta Tormentor – Ajanta Mendis

Kaan Moolo – Agarkar

Kaan Moolo – Ajit Agarkar

Kishen Kanhaiyya – Ravi Shastri

Laal Chaddi Dada / Lordie – Sourav Gangly

Lady Jaya – Jayawardene

Little John – Ishant Sharma

Little Monster – Sachin

Little Sister – Shamita Shetty

Lord Almighty/ Lordie – Sourav Ganguly

Mangal Pandey – LR Shukla

Mira Bhai – Harbhajan Singh

Mr. Batlivala – Mallya

Panty Curry – Robin Uthappa

Pedophile Priest – Gilchrist

Pedophile Priest – Gilchrist

Peter Ka Beta – Pietersen

Phoren babas – McCullum & Buchanan

Prince Charles of Patiala – Yuvraj Singh

Pussy – David Hussey

RDB – Ranadeb Bose

Re-Peter – Peterson

RVR Singh / Pamela Inder Singh – VRV Singh

Saala Slimeball – Lalit Modi

Sandy Baddy Babe – Mandira Bedi

Shakespeare – Aakash Chopra

Sheikh of Tweak – Shane Warne

Sparrow / Parrott – McGrath

Springbock – Rander Wyke

Springbok – Morne Van Wyk

Sticky Something – Ricky Ponting

Style Bhai spinner – Murali Karthik

Sultan of Tweak – Shane Warne

The Rajputs – RR – Rajasthan Royals

Vakkel Saab – Kumara Sangaksarra

Very very special friend Ram – VVS Laxman

Vinnie Dildo/ Badsaah Dildo – Shah Rukh Khan