The Fake IPL Player Glossary

Kudos to an anonymous poster on the Fake IPL Player blog for this one. Should help clear up things for the unknowing few.

Durbaan of Patiala= Tom Moody(Coach of KXIP)
Vakil Saab= Kumara Sangakkara(as he is a trained lawyer)
Cool Dude=Dhoni
Saala Slimeball= Lalit Modi

Appam Chutiya – Sreesanth

Arnold Power – Ramesh Powar

Baja of Baroda – Anshuman Gaekwad

Bangla Tiger – Mortaza. Few people are also guessing Wriddhiman Saha.

Bantli – Preity

Bevdaa – Jessie Ryder

Bevdaa team – BRC – Bangalore Royal Challengers (Mallya’s Team)

Bhookha Naan – Buchanan

Big Brother – Raj Kundra

Big Mac – Mathew Hayden

Big Sister – Shilpa Shetty

Boy George – Joy Bhattacharya, CEO of KKR.

Bubaan – Arindam Ghosh

Bublee – Bret Lee

Bunty – Ness Wadia (Babli’s mate)

Calypso King – Gayle

Candy Nickel – Andy Bichel

Castro – Fidel Edwards

Chatterjee Kaaku – Old Guy from the KKR Ad ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’

Chhota Chetan – Cheteshwar Pujara

Chikna Pussy – David Hussey

Chinnu Popli – Shreevats Goswami

Chintu Singh – Anureet Singh

Chirkut Teli – Virat Kohli

Cool Dude – MS Dhoni

Darwaan of Patiala – Tom Moody

Deegrah Patan – Irfan

Dewar – Rahul Dravid

Dhakkans – Deccan Chargers

Durbaan – Tom Moody

FIP – Fake IPL PLayer

Former India fast bowler who will remain a former India fast bowler – Agarkar

Ganji Hanger – Sanjay Bangar

Ghati Baba – Rohit Sharma

Gilli danda – Ashok Dinda

Hawaii Chappal – Greg Chapel

India’s best fast bowler – Ishant Sharma

John Wrong – John Wright

Joker – Nepali guy (Chang) who was Indian Idol host

Junta/ Junta Tormentor – Ajanta Mendis

Kaan Moolo – Agarkar

Kaan Moolo – Ajit Agarkar

Kishen Kanhaiyya – Ravi Shastri

Laal Chaddi Dada / Lordie – Sourav Gangly

Lady Jaya – Jayawardene

Little John – Ishant Sharma

Little Monster – Sachin

Little Sister – Shamita Shetty

Lord Almighty/ Lordie – Sourav Ganguly

Mangal Pandey – LR Shukla

Mira Bhai – Harbhajan Singh

Mr. Batlivala – Mallya

Panty Curry – Robin Uthappa

Pedophile Priest – Gilchrist

Pedophile Priest – Gilchrist

Peter Ka Beta – Pietersen

Phoren babas – McCullum & Buchanan

Prince Charles of Patiala – Yuvraj Singh

Pussy – David Hussey

RDB – Ranadeb Bose

Re-Peter – Peterson

RVR Singh / Pamela Inder Singh – VRV Singh

Saala Slimeball – Lalit Modi

Sandy Baddy Babe – Mandira Bedi

Shakespeare – Aakash Chopra

Sheikh of Tweak – Shane Warne

Sparrow / Parrott – McGrath

Springbock – Rander Wyke

Springbok – Morne Van Wyk

Sticky Something – Ricky Ponting

Style Bhai spinner – Murali Karthik

Sultan of Tweak – Shane Warne

The Rajputs – RR – Rajasthan Royals

Vakkel Saab – Kumara Sangaksarra

Very very special friend Ram – VVS Laxman

Vinnie Dildo/ Badsaah Dildo – Shah Rukh Khan

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