The final part in this epic saga of awesomeness. Maybe.
Sherrie: ahoy hoy
slackerninja: hey sup?
Sherrie: you have the funniest convos
slackerninja: totally
Sherrie: btw why exactly can’t women be ninjas?
slackerninja: THEY CANNOT! THEY DO NOT EXIST
Sherrie: what tha???
slackerninja: It’s like trying to say people get drunk on wine and white chocolate exists
Sherrie: but manga tells us otherwise!
slackerninja: or Lady Gaga is female
Sherrie: er, yes drunk on wine…
slackerninja: in your dreams
Sherrie: but i’m just saying, women are generally stealthier than men?
slackerninja: no…fatter doesn’t mean stealthier
Note to self: I still wonder how I survived that particular conversation, think it had something to do with my copious consumption of Absolut Raspberry. And cranberry juice.
Insert appropriate The Departed reference here.
Now Listening To: Spoon – Got Nuffin
My Absolut Mango + Ginger Beer trumps your lame Cosmo attempt, anyday.
really rishi. how did u survuive tht conversation! Sherie, i think u shld have displayed some of the stealth tht we all knw women have in more abundance thn men, on this thick-headed male.