The Great Purge/Stuff That Needs A New Home (Or Hard Drive)

True story. Happened 2 months earlier than the time stamp though.

Every now and then events lead you to get rid of a clusterfuck of items that are in your possession. Luckily most of mine are digital. However I’m of the firm belief that one man’s (soon to be) discarded emotional, digital baggage is another’s unadulterated playhouse of euphoria. So I have up for grabs the following items in my possession:

1. How I Met Your Mother – 120 episodes

2. Dexter – 56 episodes

3. Assorted Indie Music – 15 songs or so

4. Random chat logs, text logs and emails – too many to count

5. A single someecards.com account

6. Ability to read Terry Pratchett’s books

7. Tolerance to listen to Beirut’s music

While I can very easily delete most of the above items permanently, I feel that should be the very last step given that it could save someone some bandwidth and perhaps add some giggles to what is usually a drab, humdrum life. The reason for getting rid of these things isn’t because they cause me any soul decaying grief but simply because they’ve outlived their usefulness a long time ago and I need to clean out my personal and mental space for the new awesome.

That and, more free hard drive space is always welcome.

In other words, this is my way of saying to the world, “Bring it on!”, preferably in a voice like Batman or Rorschach because I think that I can play a brutal, dark anti-hero who feeds kidnappers to their own dogs, cripple mob bosses and pets kittens but I digress…

Interested parties can transfer an amount of their choosing to my PayPal account which is areyoufuckingkiddingmewiththisexcuseofapostyoutwat [at] slackerninja [dot] com. Items would be shipped via inter-dimensional wormhole or Diagon Alley.