How to make a product massive success in a country where your console is failing.
Step 1: Pass on killer accessory to desperate as fuck, extremely slighted show host who for some reason has quite the following on Twitter. Have aforementioned pseudo-celeb tweet about it. Ensuring that his tweet is succinctly retarded and completely unprofessional.

Step 2: The wannabe must take care to call every replier a pirate.

Step 3: Watch as Twitter gets trolled and trolls back.

If I had a cable TV subscription I’d boycott UTV Bloomberg’s tech show. It’s a good thing I’m too stubborn for my folks who wanted me to get one.
Bravo! The ninja strikes!
Also, why is it snowing on your blog?
Because it’s Winter?
Massive lol @ the Tags.