Kinect. Bringing Out the Douche In Some of Us

9 Dec

How to make a product massive success in a country where your console is failing.

Step 1: Pass on killer accessory to desperate as fuck, extremely slighted show host who for some reason has quite the following on Twitter. Have aforementioned pseudo-celeb tweet about it. Ensuring that his tweet is succinctly retarded and completely unprofessional.

Step 2:  The wannabe must take care to call every replier a pirate.


Step 3: Watch as Twitter gets trolled and trolls back.

If I had a cable TV subscription I’d boycott UTV Bloomberg’s tech show. It’s a good thing I’m too stubborn for my folks who wanted me to get one.

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3 Responses to “Kinect. Bringing Out the Douche In Some of Us”

  1. Chetan Kapoor December 9, 2010 at 08:37 #

    Bravo! The ninja strikes!

    Also, why is it snowing on your blog?

  2. slackerninja December 9, 2010 at 14:14 #

    Because it’s Winter?

  3. Karooo December 10, 2010 at 00:36 #

    Massive lol @ the Tags.

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