Around 0100 hours, Saturday, March 12…
He: Dude, I can’t believe I drank so much!
Me: What did you have?
He: I had…*hic* four King Fisher Strongs!
Me: Yeah given your tolerance, that’s a lot.
He (slurring and stumbling): I also had, 4 glasses of champagne!
Me: Dude…
He: Yeah man. I couldn’t help myself, she was telling me to. I couldn’t say no.
Me: *sigh*Idiot.
He: Boss. Try to understand, it was her birthday! I couldn’t refuse. I rarely meet her.
Me: What does that have to do with getting sloshed?
He: I…I just….just couldn’t say no to her.
Me: Given your previous experiences with women, I’m not surprised.
He: Shush!
Me: So on a scale of one to ten, how’d you rate her?
He: Hmmm…an 8!
Me: Not more? You seem to have had a good time.
He: No man, I can’t. She’s a friend from school.
Me: So what’s stopping you?
He: No! She’s from school. So no.
Me: That was like, 10 years ago man.
He: I can’t look at her that way!
Me: Ass, you already have, giving her an 8 and all that.
He (shouting): Yeah but she’s from school! Else she’d be a 10!
Me: *facepalm*
Tags: alcohol, birthday, champagne, dialog, drinks, fail, friends, king fisher, kingfisher, men, real life, relationships, school, women
wow wow just wow,
Sir I knew you wouldn’t dissapoint me.
Yesterday as I was resting in my AC cottage playing retro games,
I was wondering that why aren’t you replying?
Is it that I have failed to meet your high standards?
or is it that I can’t be ninja?
Suddenly I felt my senses tingling, I was surprised but I didn’t show.
Then in my mind I heard a voice say “IT HAS BEGUN”
While my friend Sam(IVG name zodak) told me that it must be the voice of the game Mortal Kombat, deep inside I knew it was you starting my ninja developing process.
Sir I am very grateful & very very excited. I’ll leave you with a rhyme:-
Sir you are awesome, there is no denying,
I try to copy you, especially the games you kept buying,
It pains me to see that you are not interested in replying,
but my resolve is strong & I’ll keep on trying & trying,
Before meeting you I was forever alone during day & night,
after meeting you I am forever alone in black & white,
You know kinda like friend’s character Ross
Soon I’ll be ninja Like A Boss