He: “Dude!”
Me; “Yes?”
He: “I called because I got suddenly inspired!”
Me: “Hmmm, that’s rare.”
He: “I know, I know. I got an idea.”
Me: “Okay…”
He: “I’ve been very inspired because I listened to Tenacious D! If you’ve read my status messages.”
Me: “Uh-huh… What status messages?”
He: “Oh that’s right, you don’t check Facebook.”
Me: “No.”
He: “I was thinking we should collaborate!”
Me: “…”
He: “You can write, I can come up with the music!”
Me: “…”
He: “It can be something like “Fuck Her Gently” or a one minute sketch. It can be entertaining!”
Me: “Hmmm…”
He: “C’mon man! It can be something like the liquor permit issue. Or fuel prices. It should be something I understand. So if you write about*…I won’t understand it!”
Me: “Um….okay.”
He: “It’s like what you do in your blogging!”
Me: “…”
He: “What’s the matter?”
Me: “I’m not too keen on collaborating. I rather work on my own.”
He: “Write what you want, I’ll just come up with the music to it!”
Me: *facepalm*
He: “I’ll get my acoustic over to your place! Let’s jam!”
Me: “Let’s see.”
He: “What’s the problem? You busy? At work or something?”
Me: “No. I just don’t think this is a good idea.”
He: “Oh. Okay. I’ll speak to you later.”
(*I took away my phone from the earpiece while he narrated this bit, so I have no idea what he said next)
