Slackerninja is a 20something person living in the civilized bowels of hell also known as Bombay or Mumbai. Civilized because people wear fancy clothes and say please and thank you, hell because the very same people don’t close the door behind them whenever they go to the john.
When he’s not preoccupied making inane observations, you can find him huddled in front of a console playing video games or in front of a PC shouting obscenities at his teammates and enemies in a multiplayer frag-fest of choice.
And in a rare moment he’d be sipping away some vile alcoholic concoction, listening to anything from 8-bit video game soundtracks to the latest tunes from StarSailor and talking to a few friends on gtalk or msn all while making an absolutely gargantuan, rambling sentence or three.
His interests include rock-climbing, whitewater rafting, trekking, backpacking and cycling. Or so he’d like you to believe while he stuffs himself with more alcohol, even more pizza and a ton of virtual scrimmages as he plans to compete for the coveted title of fattest person to undergo gastric bypass, overtaking Kareena Kapoor.
By this stage, despite the copious amounts of alcohol consumed he realizes that this post sucks so bad that it can no way of redeem itself. So much so that there’s a greater chance of Amy Winehouse quitting drugs and writing gospel tracks than the quality of this blog dramatically increasing. And it is with this that he welcomes you to his freestyle dojo of epic fail…err..blog.