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Singapore Swag: Part II

26 Sep

Ever had one of those days where you’re unarmed and surrounded by a seemingly endless hoarde of zombies?

Neither have i. Yet.
Though the second day of the GCA could be somewhat similar to that experience. Just replace zombies with booth babes. While Day One had its fair share, today was overkill times infinity. And then some. Don’t believe me? Then believe the almighty, Tech2!
That aside, i finally caught up with some funny, bright folks. Surprisingly, they’re my cousins as well…

The rest of the trip was spent getting to know (read: bugging the living daylights) my cousins. Fun times. Especially when one of them actually called the cops on his Hindi teacher for giving him excess homework. Oh, and exploring town. 
While the city is pretty sweet, what was quite irritating was the amount of PDA going on in plain sight. Groping, liplocking and several other activities that would put porn to shame really. There’s no need to get a room it seems, when an escalator would suffice. An0 would dissapprove. Hitler too.
It’s extremely satisfying to be able to go across the entire city in 45 minutes. Even more so when you’re alone, free and unburdened by the usual baggage of parental paranoia and other such homemade treats. Definitely something i could get used to.
Speaking of treats, the food was great to say the least. Imagine plates piled high with 35326347 different kinds of tofu, 4376568657 different kinds of veg. cold cuts , rice, noodles and kiwi juice.
Yes, kiwi-fucking-juice.
 This was a vegetarian’s paradise. Good thing then, i checked in early,else i’d have been not allowed to board for being overweight (yes, i’m vegetarian and i crack poor jokes so sue me).
Finally, after the sensory overload of games, babes, shopping and fun i got homesick (in spite of thinking i could get used to being away), checked in early, grabbed a pint of Guiness, followed it up with a huge glass of cinammon cold coffee and a chocolate muffin and waited at the the departure lounge. And while weathering the storm of an intense sugar-rush, i decided to abuse the free internet terminals:

Tulsi: i miss the humourous witty comments of the day
 me: that’s what she said :p
 Tulsi: now run along AND ONCE MORE YOU SAY THAT’WHAT SHE SAID
  YOU WILL BEFALL THE WRATH OF THE TK x(I KID U NOT)

Yes, it’s good to be back. Also, here’s the Singapore Swag:

Oops, wrong picture… there we go:

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