Slackerninja's Freestyle Dojo » Breakup

Jedis Walk Among Us?

slackerninja — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:04:00 +0000

Overheard at a Barista…

“We met and I could feel this vibe. It was this connection! We have the same interests. It was amazing.”

“Oh sure vibes, next thing you’d be talking about would be midichlorian counts.”

“Huh, what’s that.”

“Nevermind, you won’t get it.” (In spite of being a Star Wars Fan.)

Also heard at the aforementioned Barista:

” I want to know your thoughts on the matter.”

“I’ll tell you my thoughts, you could’ve just stabbed me in the back, peed all over my dead body and proceeded to hump it.”

Gotta love midday drama. Especially when you’re sharing the same body as the person on the table uttering such quotable things whilst polishing off a chocolate tart and hot chocolate.

Also, breakups are bad. For real.

The Truth Is In The Song.

slackerninja — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:29:00 +0000

News of the millennium: people can’t make up their minds. Ever.

Now listening to: The Beatles – We Can Work It Out.

When 2 become 1.

slackerninja — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 06:25:00 +0000

Get your head out of the gutter. Wash it with some Dettol and realize that the above statement can also happen when you breakup. Contrary to popular belief, i didn’t feel the need to commit suicide, go on a mass murdering spree or splurge my non-existent income on a variety of some legal and not so legal substances. Rather, it felt much like this clip:

Since i have proved that most of the time, life is as overrated as well…life, i must now grab it by the proverbial balls and make it my own (life not balls, pervs).

Now excuse me while i update my Facebook status and watch some Seinfeld.

Now Listening To: Robbie Williams – Rock DJ.