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With Friends Like These.

23 Feb
Along Nariman Point, Saturday Evening:
Friend: Rishi, did you watch Slumdog Millionaire?
Rishi: No i read the book. We already had this conversation.
Friend: You’re an asshole. Tomorrow i’ll ask you “Rishi did you have sex”, and you’ll say ,”No i read the kama sutra.”
Rishi: ….
Now Listening To: Sonata Arctica – My Selene

Feedback

12 Apr

Via Gtalk. Feedback on the last post:

sam: so uh
are you ok?
:p
*hide

me: ARRRGGGHHH


sam: HAHAHAHA


me: MY WRISTS!!!

THEY BLEEEDDD!313!
wtf is that gay music in the background
HOLYSHIT!
MCR
KEEEEL MEEEEEEEEEEEE

sam: mcr?


me: My Chemical Romance


sam: hahahaha

you love it

me: TEH WORLD IS FULL OF PAIN!

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In other news, pizza makes the world a better place. For real.

Killing Justice Art Director X…Slowly.

6 Apr
MatrixWarrior: Want a Mac Book?
Justice Art Director X: (eyes widen as if seeing porn for the first time): Yes!
MatrixWarrior: Fuck off.

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MatrixWarrior: I’ll get you a Mac Book
Justice Art Director X (jumps and twitches as if a hot girl’s been flirting with him): Dude, sweet!
MatrixWarrior: So how many copies of the bible do you want?

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FakeMajor:
Wanna Mac Book?

Justic Art Director X (cries tears of joy): What? Yeah.
FakeMajor:
Stick two people from Bandra together at the edges.[tongue]

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MatrixWarrior: Hahaha!

FakeMajor: Poor guy will make sure we go to hell I tell you.
MatrixWarrior: Dude… he’ll meet us there.

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Now Listening To: Scary Kids Scaring Kids – Faces

Conversation of the Day

20 Mar

Rishi: That’s a HOT photo of you for your editor’s column.

An0 (blushes): Thank you Rishi.

Rishi: Yeah man, kudos to the airbrusher and photoshop.

Now Listening To: The Strokes – Modern Age

Two Worlds

13 Mar
So it was a night out with some friends. And a decent one at that. There was music,coffee and cake. More than enough for all. Surprisingly though it was at a nearby coffee shop rather than at a bar.

There was a good conversation. The type where you can actually hear the person next to you rather than shout your lungs out over the cacophony that is the DJ playing some song that has weird lyrics such as, “This is what it feels to fuck on cocaine”, in a place where poseurs, head bang to crap like Bon Jovi.

It’s amazing how such surroundings can feel like bliss at first, maybe it has something to do with the copious amounts of alcohol consumed that warms people up to the prospect of the night of debauchery that ensues.

One could argue that it’s the best way to make friends and keep them, by seeing them devolve (or in some cases, evolve) with the help of a beer or ten, but are they really being themselves or grossly exaggerated caricatures of what they actually are? Is this what you want to take home with you after a night of “socializing”? A hangover of castrating proportions and a cloud of “what the fuck happened?” looming over your head?

Well it’s a case of two worlds. One where you can actually get to know a person, gauge how they are with all your faculties alive and present rather than being dulled. And another where all you might remember is the color of the vomit you excreted while doing a coyote ugly on the table. Both leading to equally memorable moments (depending on your level of sobriety).

The question is, what would you choose?

Now Listening To: Panic At The Disco – Nine In The Afternoon

Shortest Conversation Ever.

22 Jan
Design Overlord: I wish I was born Japanese. These guys get off on active porn channels where there are fully dressed women who swivel around and get dizzy. I wish I was Japanese so I could experience what they find so awesome about it.

Fake Major: … okay.

Now Listening To: Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out

Pokemon 2/1/08

9 Jan

True conversation snippet. Names changed to protect the identities and any nano-gram of shame they might have left.

Infy Code Whore: Dude, you gotta check out this song by Chamillionaire called Hip-Hop Police. It’s pretty good for a hip-hop track.

Fake Major Media Graduate: Chamillionaire? Is that some kind of Pokemon? Do you go around shouting, “Chamillionaire I choose you!” to get the song playing? Sweet.

Now Listening To: Timbaland Vs. Nephew – The Way I Are

Yes, my music taste is degrading.

Female Conversations

21 Dec
Rather than spend my spare time plotting for world domination or making crank calls to the local pizzeria i decided to invest a few hours in catching up with a few friends from the college days.

The problem is, what with them being members of the opposite sex, they lack all sense to realize that there is one who isn’t a part of their tribe around and who’d rather not be a part of their lovely conversation. However such common sense is unable to breakthrough the barriers of intense female cackling and their discussion went somewhere along the lines of this:

Fembot 1: Why is your bra showing?
Fembot 2: Because it’s a nice bra.
Fembot 1: Aren’t you concerned that you’d be stared at?
Fembot 2: No.
Fembot 1: Maybe h3lios was looking. Did you take a peek? Is it a nice bra?

At that point of time armed solely with a look of “WTF!?” i nearly choked on my pizza slice and uttered a solitary “Whaaa…?”.

Ladies and gentlemen, correction, just gentlemen, this is why you should never take a course where the number of males makes the number of live dodos on earth seem rather large.

Now Listening To: Rage Against The Machine – War Within A Breath