So this happened a few minutes ago…
Mr. X: Recommend me a sitcom pls Dudeee
Mr. X: Dude saw it, anything else
Mr. X: N btw suits is not a sitcom :p its drama
Mr. X: Sitcom is only comedy
Mr. X: Like himym,friends,seinfeld
Mr. X: Think n tell
me: Community Big Bang Theory, South park
Mr. X: Seen
Mr. X: Then
Mr. X: Anything new?
me: 2 girls 1 cup
Mr. X: Or really old
Mr. X: Whats that abt?
me: watch it
Mr. X: 1 girls 2 cups is normal
Mr. X: Ok
Mr. X: Hmm
Mr. X: Checking these two thanks
Mr. X: Tell me more if u know
Mr. X: K checkin
Mr. X: Cant find goatse on imdb
me: google or youtube
Mr. X: Wow all 3 not listed
Mr. X: So these just air on youtube
Mr. X: No download
me: look around, you’ll find ‘em
Mr. X: Wtf is that porn?
Mr. X: 0_o
me: lol no
Mr. X: Search says not safe
me: your machine is prolly a pr0n server
Mr. X: Its something to trick ur friends n record reactions
me: lulwut?! It’s not a reality show, it’s a sitcom
Mr. X: Download link pls
Mr. X: Is it nsfw?
Mr. X: Cool
Mr. X’s new status message – Im The Lyrical Gangster \m/
Now Listening to: Metallica- Ronnie
For those of you unaware of this epic trilogy in two parts (at the moment), go here.
Friend: So yeah, Abhay’s coming over.
Rishi: Nice. Jam session?
Friend: Yes, you know, after she’s started calling me Superman, i’ve wanted to so record a jam session with that Superman* song. The one that goes “If I go crazy now will you call me Superman….
Rishi: …if I’m alive and well won’t you be there holding my hand? I’ll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, my kryptonite. Yeahhhh!”,oh that song? You’re sure she’s your co-worker right?
Rishi: Cool. While you’re at it, you can ask her if she likes your undies on the inside or not.
Five minutes into the conversation
Friend: You know when she started to call me Superman, i wanted to ask her just one thing.
Friend: I wanted to ask her, “If I’m Superman, would you like me to use x-ray vision on you?”
*For those of you who have been in cryogenic stasis and just woke up, this is the song in question. Epicness at its best. Oh and the video is pretty bad ass too:
Rishi: Speaking of Jane’s Addiction, check out their track, Superhero. Awesome stuff.
Friend: Don’t remind me of Superhero. My co-worker, she calls me Superman.
Rishi: Um…so, she wants to see you wear your underwear on the outside?
Friend: The following dialogue was too vulgar to represent on this blog.
Now Listening To: The Killers – This is the World That We Live In
It’s ironic how one moment you’re wondering whether you’d actually be breathing your next breath and the next you find yourself on your way to work without a care in the world. Life is strange.
Even stranger however was that our job appraisals were scheduled for the same day i got back to work post-26/11. Fun times really, especially when you’re given the appraisal sheet a good 20 minutes before the process even begins. All a part of my boss’ idea to give him “feedback”, which is pretty hilarious considering that i’m probably the last person who can give an honest estimate of himself (this blog bears testament to that). Akin to asking Chuck Norris if he could strangle you with a wireless telephone. Leading to a bit of conversation that went something like:
Boss: Do you think you’re fit for your job?
h3lios: Isn’t that why you’re here?
Anyway, apparently i’m a “team player” and i take “initiative”. i’ll leave you with that as i’m busy laughing about it till next week.
Now Listening To: Air – Lucky and Unhappy
In yet another suave marketing move by the super cool guys from Microsoft, we have this uber cool video flooding the tubes as a part of their viral campaign. Anyone got the lyrics to this thing?
Now Listening To: Rage Against The Machine – Killing In Thy Name