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Mar 02 2009

3 Doors Down, friends, i did it for the lulz, Kryptonite, LOL, Superman, underwear, Work Stuff

The Superman Diaries, Part II

For those of you unaware of this epic trilogy in two parts (at the moment), go here.

Friend: So yeah, Abhay’s coming over.

Rishi: Nice. Jam session?

Friend: Yes, you know, after she’s started calling me Superman, i’ve wanted to so record a jam session with that Superman* song. The one that goes “If I go crazy now will you call me Superman….

Rishi: …if I’m alive and well won’t you be there holding my hand? I’ll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, my kryptonite. Yeahhhh!”,oh that song? You’re sure she’s your co-worker right?

Friend: Yes.

Rishi: Cool. While you’re at it, you can ask her if she likes your undies on the inside or not.

Friend: Bastard.

Five minutes into the conversation

Friend: You know when she started to call me Superman, i wanted to ask her just one thing.

Rishi: What?

Friend: I wanted to ask her, “If I’m Superman, would you like me to use x-ray vision on you?”

Rishi: Bastard.

*For those of you who have been in cryogenic stasis and just woke up, this is the song in question. Epicness at its best. Oh and the video is pretty bad ass too:

Mar 01 2009

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friends, i did it for the lulz, LOL, underwear, Work Stuff

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah…

Rishi: Speaking of Jane’s Addiction, check out their track, Superhero. Awesome stuff.

Friend: Don’t remind me of Superhero. My co-worker, she calls me Superman.

Rishi: Um…so, she wants to see you wear your underwear on the outside?

Friend: The following dialogue was too vulgar to represent on this blog.

Now Listening To: The Killers – This is the World That We Live In

Dec 02 2008

Job Appraisal

It’s ironic how one moment you’re wondering whether you’d actually be breathing your next breath and the next you find yourself on your way to work without a care in the world. Life is strange.

Even stranger however was that our job appraisals were scheduled for the same day i got back to work post-26/11. Fun times really, especially when you’re given the appraisal sheet a good 20 minutes before the process even begins. All a part of my boss’ idea to give him “feedback”, which is pretty hilarious considering that i’m probably the last person who can give an honest estimate of himself (this blog bears testament to that). Akin to asking Chuck Norris if he could strangle you with a wireless telephone. Leading to a bit of conversation that went something like:

Boss: Do you think you’re fit for your job?
h3lios: Isn’t that why you’re here?

Anyway, apparently i’m a “team player” and i take “initiative”. i’ll leave you with that as i’m busy laughing about it till next week.

Now Listening To: Air – Lucky and Unhappy

Sep 21 2007

The BackStreet Boys Meet Halo 3

In yet another suave marketing move by the super cool guys from Microsoft, we have this uber cool video flooding the tubes as a part of their viral campaign. Anyone got the lyrics to this thing?

Now Listening To: Rage Against The Machine – Killing In Thy Name