… so far at least. Been to work early for more than one day (two! That’s 100% over my previous best! Shattering!), created a sort of monster by divulging too much information about a certain website (which i assure you is non-pornographic in nature) and realizing that my patience along with my waistline, is wearing thin. Well at least, towards some segments of the society (read: all) and workforce. There’s a limit to the amount of dumbness (albeit comical) that one can take. For instance:
Week of Weird…
8 JanGamingIndians Mumbai Meet 4.0
28 Sep
The first thing that hits you about GamingIndians Mumbai Meet 4 (GIMM4) is lack of detail and realism. While most next-gen titles have ultra-accurate renditions of everything ranging from wrinkles to turd, GIMM4 employs a more whimsical style due to the nature of its graphics engine. Unlike other games that use the Unreal Engine, the developers at GI have employed their own custom engine nicknamed “Booze and Pizza”, and if your system can handle it, there’s a secret mode unlocked called “Booze, Pizza, Cheech & Chong, Transformers HD”. On stepping into the in-game world of GIMM4, you’re greeted by its denizens, journeymen like you who’ve travelled near and far to meet like-minded folk. Hosting the festivities is the overlord Sam, who controls the supply of food, games and beer. In Andrew Ryan-esque fashion, he even monitors the activities of all and sundry via digital camera. Due to a touch of tech-n00bness, however, most the data cache on his camera is erased, but its presence more than enough to keep the more friskier bunches in check.
Other titles in this genre have repetitive goals and objectives, making them quite boring to play (Assassin’s Creed, I’m looking at you). The objective of GIMM4 is simple – come, meet up and have a good time. A no-brainer really. With an excellent system of mini-games such as Wii Sports, Soul Calibur 4, FIFA 09, Pure, Guitar Hero 2 and Halo 3, getting by is an absolute blast. However, the greatest strength of this title is the widened and enhanced roster of characters. Unlike previous instalments in the franchise that had smaller numbers, GIMM4 is probably the biggest in this aspect. And perhaps, the most fun too. From the drunken ramblings of gonekrazy to the team killing antics of THEDIRECTOR, each and every character was awesome to interact with. Each character has its own unique back-story that further deepens the experience. For instance, Donz being PS3-phobic would not even touch the PS3, while Sam wouldn’t touch the Xbox 360 for being afraid of the same. At the same time you have those with more liberal allegiances such as Markettantrik, who gladly accepted this reviewer’s challenges in Soul Calibur 4 on the PS3 and FNR3 on the 360 and whooped him soundly at both.
If you’re adventurous, you’d try your hand at eight-player free for all Halo 3 with rockets being your only weapon. The sound effects in this mini-game were brilliant, be it the dins of “stop flashing” (which apparently was meant without any innuendos attached) or several succinctly punctuated four and five letter words that would be too brazen to publish, combined with generous dollops of “dude”, “fail”, “nice” and “win”. And if you’ve stocked up on enough power ups (read: booze) you’d be soaring through death matches on Guardian in no time. Due to the nature of the Booze and Pizza engine, this game has been deemed 18+ only. Much has been talked about the controversial installation limit of GIMM4. Due to the DRM employed by the developers themselves, you could only fire up the game once. And that time was on the 27th of September, 2008, 7 PM onwards. All further attempts yielded this reviewer with self-inflicted rickrolls and exploding hangovers. Such is the nature of the DRM in this title, more severe than others, which at least allow you to install the game three times. All in all, it’s a brilliant attempt by the guys at GI. Be it expanding vocabulary (kudos THEDIRECTOR) or having a rational discussion about fanboy wars with CarbonCore (no seriously, it was completely rational) to reminiscing the good old days of Nintendo with Systematic, I’m yet to come across something packed with so many killer moments in one single gameplay sitting. This is definitely game of the year bar none. Unless there’s a GIMM5, that is. GamingIndians Verdict: DO WANT! You should’ve been there. GIMM4 was available on the 27th of September, 7 PM onwards at the cost of free and was bundled with epic win.
Grand Theft Bitchforce!
24 MarIt was quite hilarious. What with the pseudo-pain, shouting, concern and all the usual baggage that comes along with an idiotic, probably drugged up foreigner who wasn’t looking when she’s walking right into a car park zone. And got barely touched by a reversing car to warrant even a whimper.
Well, thanks to the allegedly intoxicated tourist, my aunt finally realized ( i hope) that she needs to get her rear view mirror replaced. Something that’s been pending for close to a couple of weeks or so. Now if something could happen that would make her take notice of the fact that the automobile in question possesses windows that never fully close. For the last three months.
Ideas people?
Now Listening To: Enter Shikari – OK! Time For Plan B!
Also, for the anal retentive folks in the audience, the headline has mostly no correlation to the rest of this post. Mostly.
7 Days Worth of Randomness.
27 MarYes, you read right. From the 20th of March to the 27th of March ’007…
1. Prelim exams are just an excuse to pretend to study.
2. Guys are the real life equivalent of the MSN emoticon you would see if you type (@). Especially at farewells of the intoxicating, emotional sort.
3. A smile is all it takes to disarm and perhaps anger certain folk. More power to them. Not.
4. Cell phones falling from my 2nd floor balcony would have screwed up screens. First hand experience has taught me this.
5. The PSP is probably the most underrated console (portable or otherwise) ever.
6. Sleep after a solid night’s boozing is heaven-like. And then some.
7. Remembering nightmares in vivid, high-definition clarity is scary. Considering that dreams are barely remembered, and if they are, they seem like radio ads (with grainy sound) in comparison to the aforementioned nightmares.
8. Being a jaded Indian Cricket Fan, losing to Sri Lanka and Bangladesh doesn’t hurt as much as seeing your “early to bed and earlier to rise ” 78 year old grandfather staying awake till the very last ball (till around 2:30 AM) only to see his team crash and burn.
9. The end of BMM doesn’t hurt too much. Or at least not enough to illicit tears. Perhaps the uber defense system awaits Goa? Only time will tell.
10. Samsung Bordeaux LCDs rock the house in several different ways. Can’t wait to try an x360 or PS3 on it.
11. Not watching Little Miss Sunshine would be doing a great disservice to dysfunctional families everywhere. Heck, everyone has one lying around somewhere. Psychopaths probably have a few in their closet. Or something.
12. Not watching Tenacious D : The Pick of Destiny would be doing a great disservice to well…..no one. It’s just one of those movies you like or hate. Thankfully for this blogger it was the former.
13. Getting a new passport is fun. Even more so when you realize that no sign of an ECNR stamp means that you don’t need to visit sleazy immigration offices whenever you travel abroad.
Though its funny that your spoilt Cathedral bred sibling’s passport bears a stamp stating that she has to make a change in her itenary to include such trips.
14. The song listed at the end of this post, makes a lot of sense (thanks to Plo).
Now Listening To: Pentagram – Voice