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FFVII Speak | Real Life

slackerninja — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:15:00 +0000

In my eyes, Aeris was not killed by Sephiroth. Aeris was Sephiroth.

Now Listening To: Staind – Mudshovel

Convo Night!

slackerninja — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:53:00 +0000

When you start contemplating you don’t stop. So much so that you wonder, double, triple and quadruple check everything you do. Even every small action, every detail comes under scrutiny as if there’s a flaw in the woodwork, just waiting to be found. You know its reached pathetic proportions when you wonder if you should continue blogging or just leave it hanging at the penultimate juncture of your nondescript college life and as you….

*pulls the plug on the philosophical bull shit, enough rabble, drivel and nonsense, let this post finally BEGIN!*

Ahem, so where was i…

Ah, yes let’s begin with a song shall we?

Sung to the tune of Kashmir by Led Zeplin (should be better than Diddy’s bastardization of the song) or Dontcha by the Pussycat Dolls (if you have positively no idea of Led Zep or Kashmir, you fail at life, hence tune it to a shitty mainstream track.

The Convo Night by h3lios:

Saturday’s convocation was an epic mess
Shivy taking potshots at magazines, he had slides!
We ended up sending each other many an sms
Most of which were about how it “rocked our undersides”

Chorus: Ooooh, this is the last day of it all
Sign up with the Alumni, 50% off if you want more
Stop thinking of the after party and who’s doing who^^ in the stalls
Listen on how to mudsling media without blood and gore

Somehow it ended, and we escaped from a fate worse than 4 DM lecs in a row
Alive, just barely, a beer mug or ten for our troubles
To make everything better, because now it all blows
Like soldiers we strafed through the rabble

Onwards to the Paradise of Sports Bar!

Chorus x 2

We drank till our sides were sore
Laughed with, at and right through friends old and new
Discussing who’s where and much more
Dedicating songs to dear friends we knew*

Chorus x 2

And before we knew it, it was all over, filled with misery
Just like that, no not the mag
College gone, another page in our Dear Diaries**
Now begins days that just drag***

Chorus x 2

But we were left with one amazing souvenir
Our “friends” forgot to pay their bills^
Jacked were we, right in the rear
A few phone calls later, a last drunken walk home and everything was still.
Like it was before.

Now Listening To: Enter Shikari – Jonny Sniper

* Raddy, if you’re reading this, Champagne Supernova is amazing. Thanks.

** Or in this case, blogs.

*** Work for the lose.

^ Moral of the story: never be the last to leave. At least we managed to muster enough cash. It’s easy when you have a spare kidney. Who needs 2 anyway?

^^ Pure speculation derived from imagination.

Like Fine Wine

slackerninja — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 21:50:00 +0000

It’s been five years since Metroid Prime released for the GameCube. Surprisingly, it is still one of the best looking games around. And it holds up well on a 32″ Samsung Bordeaux LCD with no stretching anomalies unlike the PS2 (tsk, tsk, shame on you Sony).

Too bad the controls are messed up. Messed up to the point where its easier for Bipasha Basu to explain her dalliance with Christiano Ronaldo to (her now ex-boyfriend) John Abraham.

Speaking of Bollywood, a few has been ass wipes believe that it’s a “derogatory” word. Yes, apparently Bollywood has joined the ranks of actress, retard and fag as politically incorrect words. And spastic too.

This is a good thing. We should all respect the will of such people, they’re doing the right thing for the greater good of the human race. From now on, i shall too, follow their footsteps and be politically correct. i shall bask in their shadows of self-righteousness and merely wish, to be one of them.

It is applaudable that a bunch of highly retarded actresses and fags behave in such a spastic manner.They should all go to Bollywood.

Now if you’ll excuse me, i have an appointment with Satan.

Now Listening To: Mylo – Drop The Pressure