“We met and I could feel this vibe. It was this connection! We have the same interests. It was amazing.”
“Oh sure vibes, next thing you’d be talking about would be midichlorian counts.”
“Huh, what’s that.”
“Nevermind, you won’t get it.” (In spite of being a Star Wars Fan.)
Also heard at the aforementioned Barista:
” I want to know your thoughts on the matter.”
“I’ll tell you my thoughts, you could’ve just stabbed me in the back, peed all over my dead body and proceeded to hump it.”
Gotta love midday drama. Especially when you’re sharing the same body as the person on the table uttering such quotable things whilst polishing off a chocolate tart and hot chocolate.
Also, breakups are bad. For real.