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GamingIndians Mumbai Meet 4.0

The first thing that hits you about GamingIndians Mumbai Meet 4 (GIMM4) is lack of detail and realism. While most next-gen titles have ultra-accurate renditions of everything ranging from wrinkles to turd, GIMM4 employs a more whimsical style due to the nature of its graphics engine. Unlike other games that use the Unreal Engine, the developers at GI have employed their own custom engine nicknamed “Booze and Pizza”, and if your system can handle it, there’s a secret mode unlocked called “Booze, Pizza, Cheech & Chong, Transformers HD”.

On stepping into the in-game world of GIMM4, you’re greeted by its denizens, journeymen like you who’ve travelled near and far to meet like-minded folk. Hosting the festivities is the overlord Sam, who controls the supply of food, games and beer. In Andrew Ryan-esque fashion, he even monitors the activities of all and sundry via digital camera. Due to a touch of tech-n00bness, however, most the data cache on his camera is erased, but its presence more than enough to keep the more friskier bunches in check.

Other titles in this genre have repetitive goals and objectives, making them quite boring to play (Assassin’s Creed, I’m looking at you). The objective of GIMM4 is simple – come, meet up and have a good time. A no-brainer really. With an excellent system of mini-games such as Wii Sports, Soul Calibur 4, FIFA 09, Pure, Guitar Hero 2 and Halo 3, getting by is an absolute blast.

However, the greatest strength of this title is the widened and enhanced roster of characters. Unlike previous instalments in the franchise that had smaller numbers, GIMM4 is probably the biggest in this aspect. And perhaps, the most fun too. From the drunken ramblings of gonekrazy to the team killing antics of THEDIRECTOR, each and every character was awesome to interact with.

Each character has its own unique back-story that further deepens the experience. For instance, Donz being PS3-phobic would not even touch the PS3, while Sam wouldn’t touch the Xbox 360 for being afraid of the same. At the same time you have those with more liberal allegiances such as Markettantrik, who gladly accepted this reviewer’s challenges in Soul Calibur 4 on the PS3 and FNR3 on the 360 and whooped him soundly at both.

If you’re adventurous, you’d try your hand at eight-player free for all Halo 3 with rockets being your only weapon. The sound effects in this mini-game were brilliant, be it the dins of “stop flashing” (which apparently was meant without any innuendos attached) or several succinctly punctuated four and five letter words that would be too brazen to publish, combined with generous dollops of “dude”, “fail”, “nice” and “win”. And if you’ve stocked up on enough power ups (read: booze) you’d be soaring through death matches on Guardian in no time. Due to the nature of the Booze and Pizza engine, this game has been deemed 18+ only.

Much has been talked about the controversial installation limit of GIMM4. Due to the DRM employed by the developers themselves, you could only fire up the game once. And that time was on the 27th of September, 2008, 7 PM onwards. All further attempts yielded this reviewer with self-inflicted rickrolls and exploding hangovers. Such is the nature of the DRM in this title, more severe than others, which at least allow you to install the game three times.

All in all, it’s a brilliant attempt by the guys at GI. Be it expanding vocabulary (kudos THEDIRECTOR) or having a rational discussion about fanboy wars with CarbonCore (no seriously, it was completely rational) to reminiscing the good old days of Nintendo with Systematic, I’m yet to come across something packed with so many killer moments in one single gameplay sitting. This is definitely game of the year bar none. Unless there’s a GIMM5, that is.

GamingIndians Verdict: DO WANT! You should’ve been there.

GIMM4 was available on the 27th of September, 7 PM onwards at the cost of free and was bundled with epic win.

Singapore Swag: Part II

Ever had one of those days where you’re unarmed and surrounded by a seemingly endless hoarde of zombies?

Neither have i. Yet.
Though the second day of the GCA could be somewhat similar to that experience. Just replace zombies with booth babes. While Day One had its fair share, today was overkill times infinity. And then some. Don’t believe me? Then believe the almighty, Tech2!
That aside, i finally caught up with some funny, bright folks. Surprisingly, they’re my cousins as well…

The rest of the trip was spent getting to know (read: bugging the living daylights) my cousins. Fun times. Especially when one of them actually called the cops on his Hindi teacher for giving him excess homework. Oh, and exploring town. 
While the city is pretty sweet, what was quite irritating was the amount of PDA going on in plain sight. Groping, liplocking and several other activities that would put porn to shame really. There’s no need to get a room it seems, when an escalator would suffice. An0 would dissapprove. Hitler too.
It’s extremely satisfying to be able to go across the entire city in 45 minutes. Even more so when you’re alone, free and unburdened by the usual baggage of parental paranoia and other such homemade treats. Definitely something i could get used to.
Speaking of treats, the food was great to say the least. Imagine plates piled high with 35326347 different kinds of tofu, 4376568657 different kinds of veg. cold cuts , rice, noodles and kiwi juice.
Yes, kiwi-fucking-juice.
 This was a vegetarian’s paradise. Good thing then, i checked in early,else i’d have been not allowed to board for being overweight (yes, i’m vegetarian and i crack poor jokes so sue me).
Finally, after the sensory overload of games, babes, shopping and fun i got homesick (in spite of thinking i could get used to being away), checked in early, grabbed a pint of Guiness, followed it up with a huge glass of cinammon cold coffee and a chocolate muffin and waited at the the departure lounge. And while weathering the storm of an intense sugar-rush, i decided to abuse the free internet terminals:

Tulsi: i miss the humourous witty comments of the day
 me: that’s what she said :p
 Tulsi: now run along AND ONCE MORE YOU SAY THAT’WHAT SHE SAID
  YOU WILL BEFALL THE WRATH OF THE TK x(I KID U NOT)

Yes, it’s good to be back. Also, here’s the Singapore Swag:

Oops, wrong picture… there we go:

Singapore Swag: Part I

Singapore was awesome. No seriously. Awesome enough to make unicorns puking out rainbows look like a rotund, drugged out Britney Spears trying to perform at the MTV awards. Yes the trip was that good. 

It started off (after the usual out of the airport and into the city ride) with a bunch of us cranky folk forced to freshen up at the locker room of the hotel’s gym. Our generous benefactors, in all their glory, forgot to mention the need for an early check-in. And the funnily obvious thing is this, five of us managed to be ready faster than our solitary female co-worker.
After the mandatory big buffet breakfast (noodles, apricot jam, toast, salad and a bunch of other unmentionables) we made our way to the GCA which was 2 floors games, babes, more games, a lot more babes and well…you get the drift. Oh yeah and games.
The cool part was we got to meet several producers, global product managers and several other guys with fancy titles that slip my mind at this point in time. The highlight was trumping my immediate boss 4-1 in FIFA09. It’s a different story that he missed three penalties but hey, i’ll take what i can, what with being the FIFA whooping bitch at work.
Lunch was a semi-decent scene, could’ve been the feast of gods had it not been for a certain vegetarian extremist in our party who was hell bent on having a meal that was pure veg.
While this seems a relatively minor request, please keep in mind that the person in question is paranoid to the point where Stalin would seem like a hippie in comparison. So even anything that remotely smelled like non-veg (even if it was meant for carnivores) was met with utter disdain. End result: farewell any chance of sampling local cuisine, hello Pizza Hut for lunch and random Indian restaurant for dinner. The irony? i’m veg too.
This aside, my fellow game journo buddies took to the bars at the first chance which was a hoot. And i mean that in the most literal sense possible because they ended up at…


Yeah, lucky for me i didn’t get as sloshed as they did. Walking five hammered media guys back to the hotel is no mean task. What with one nearly walking into a glass wall, a second nearly apprehended for shoplifiting (he forgot to pay for his stuff at 7Eleven) and a third who kept on asking us to get his “nuts from the minibar”. On the bright side, the other two were just adamant to get us as far from the hotel as possible.

Note to self: next time, leave drunk folk at the bar rather than try to get them out. It’s safer that way. For me.
Quote of the Day:

Guy 1: So how did you find Maggie Q ?
Guys 2(mistaking the hot babe for NSF: Prostreet): It’s very nice. i play it every day.
Part II in my next post.

Hiatus in Pictures.














A few of my best friends.

(From left to right: PSOne & PS2 games, PSP,PSOne, PS3, PS2, N64 & GameCube games, Wii, N64, GameCube)
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