She needed a phone she said. After severely hammering the keypad of her K530i to the point where if it could have a voice, it would shout “RAPE!”. And in all her idiocy she turned to me.
The problem is, what with them being members of the opposite sex, they lack all sense to realize that there is one who isn’t a part of their tribe around and who’d rather not be a part of their lovely conversation. However such common sense is unable to breakthrough the barriers of intense female cackling and their discussion went somewhere along the lines of this:
Fembot 1: Why is your bra showing?
Fembot 2: Because it’s a nice bra.
Fembot 1: Aren’t you concerned that you’d be stared at?
Fembot 2: No.
Fembot 1: Maybe h3lios was looking. Did you take a peek? Is it a nice bra?
At that point of time armed solely with a look of “WTF!?” i nearly choked on my pizza slice and uttered a solitary “Whaaa…?”.
Ladies and gentlemen, correction, just gentlemen, this is why you should never take a course where the number of males makes the number of live dodos on earth seem rather large.
Now Listening To: Rage Against The Machine – War Within A Breath
If we’re done with the nano-second by nano-second coverage over the fact that we do indeed have a woman president, can we now get down to discussing her views on the use of slang and the purported price drop in sanitary napkins?
Now Listening To : Linkin Park – Faint