“ I killed those firaangs asses in Killzone 2.
“ What’s your PSN ID?”
“littlebigplayer”
*laughter *
“ What’s your twitter ID?”
“littlebigankit”
*laughter*
“ He believes that the truth would set him free. And never get any.”
“ Be happy it’s not bionic.”
“ Yeah littlebionicankit would be lame.”
Sherrie says: yo
rishi says: hey
Sherrie says: re yr blog post of the 8th of July
Sherrie says: i find yr use of such OBVIOUS episode IV references disturbing.
Sherrie says: GIMME COOKIE NAO KTHNXBAI
rishi says: These are not the cookies you are looking for.
rishi says: They’re rain soaked shoes stupid.
Sherrie says: those tricks only work on the weak-minded
rishi says: Hence you.
rishi says: :p
For the uninitiated, the Free Dictionary entry for Dramatis Personae is as follows:
dram·a·tis per·so·nae (drm-ts pr-sn, dräm-ts pr-sn)
pl.n.
1. The characters in a play or story.
2. A list of the characters in a play or story.
[Latin drmatis, genitive of drma, drama + persnae, pl. of persna, character.]
Keeping this in mind and the constant nagging of Raddy (which was as constant as the consistency of the Indian Cricket team. If they were Australia in the 2000′s) the next few posts will be dedicated to the awesomeness of the dramatis personae in my life.
Stay tuned for the funny, lame, retarded, godlike and alcoholic tales of those who are. Or something. Since i can think of a nice flourshing way to conclude this post, i’ll end it here. Yeah.
Now Listening To: Franz Ferdinand – Bite Hard
It takes a week full of drama to realize that you’re bulletproof.
Now Listening To: Linkin Park – Bleed It Out
Him 1 : Women don’t make sense 99.99% of the time.
Him 2: Women just make babies.
Her (heavily pregnant): No, men make babies.
Now Listening To: Gomez – How We Operate
i know this is late. Unfortuntately or not, depending how you look at it and who you are, i’ve been busy with real life. Yes it apparently exists. April’s up next. Soon i hope.
Anyway enough about me rambling about now. Read me ramble about before…
1. Went to Ambience twice in two nights. Tons of fun. Even more when you’ve friends who find salvation in mixing everyone’s drink to be a potent combination of whiskey, soda and Thums Up.
2. So a certain game was launched. And for once i was happy i didn’t have anything to do with it.
3. My sister’s exams started. Thankfully they only lasted close to a month. She hijacked my room like a schizophrenic terrorist demanding that the voices in her head to shut up. Epic madness and the other reason for the blog post delay.
4. Rohit got into MICA! Prolly the most awesome-sauce piece of news all month. Congrats bro, you deserve it. And thus comes to an end, an era of stumbling, drunken walks home. You will be missed.
5. Aashruti’s farewell was hilarious what with the Junkmeister taking centre stage rambling about music that makes him puke, weird band names and of course the legendary blazowned.
Junk: Dude this holi I got blazowned.
Rishi: Really? What’s that.
Junk: That’s all you gotta know. Blazowned.
Rishi: …
6. 20th March 2009:
Oh and lemon ice tea for breakfast, cold coffee and eye-candy at a meeting, lemon juice for lunch, ice tea for dinner, hazel nut frappe with ice cream for dessert and a pepper mint ice tea for afters.
So why am i awake again?
7. My aunt aka Sunshine finally left for Spain, ’twas too short a time. Even more so since it was without the cousins (3 of them) and the uncle. Guess the cousins are still shattered over their last trip in 2004 where one of them, at least, was sobbing because of the abject poverty she was made privy to (“I saw slums.” , said she drowning amidst her own tears). Sensitive first world country kids i tell you.
8. Chetan, if you message me about creepy people on planes at 6 in the AM i’m fine. It’s just everyone else might just want to kick your ass, from here to Antartica because they don’t switch off their phones at all.
9. Overheard at a hotel:
“So i was on Facebook. And XYZ’s albums had pictures of me in a compromising position with someone else.”
“Oh. That sucks. What happened next?”
“I got ABC to speak to XYZ and ask her to remove those pics. But she got rude, removed ABC and me from her friends list and said that those pics were there for almost 6 months already.”
“Okay. Then what?”
“Nothing at all. ABC and i are planning to cancel XYZ’s residence card.”
People. Scarier, sensitive and more evil than you think. Even more so when it concerns FaceBook drama. Believe.
10. Finally changed my job status on Facebook. From nothing i’m now the frontman for Varun and the Plectrums. Which is pretty sweet considering we played three songs (3 Doors Down’s Kryptonite, Staind’s So Far Away and Metallica’s Nothing Else Matters) all of which got brutally massacred as i tried to fit in the epic saga of Varun trying to find his holy plectrums in a land strewn with eunuchs, traffic jams and more eunuchs. Fun times.
11. The Watchmen was awesome. Sure it was a complete copy-paste job of the comic but it was worth it. Kudos to the censor board for minimum blurrage.
Yeah that should more or less sum up the month that was. Two months back.
Now Listening To: Papa Roach – Lifeline
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