Kudos to an anonymous poster on the Fake IPL Player blog for this one. Should help clear up things for the unknowing few.
Durbaan of Patiala= Tom Moody(Coach of KXIP)
Vakil Saab= Kumara Sangakkara(as he is a trained lawyer)
Cool Dude=Dhoni
Saala Slimeball= Lalit Modi
Appam Chutiya – Sreesanth
Arnold Power – Ramesh Powar
Baja of Baroda – Anshuman Gaekwad
Bangla Tiger – Mortaza. Few people are also guessing Wriddhiman Saha.
Bantli – Preity
Bevdaa – Jessie Ryder
Bevdaa team – BRC – Bangalore Royal Challengers (Mallya’s Team)
Bhookha Naan – Buchanan
Big Brother – Raj Kundra
Big Mac – Mathew Hayden
Big Sister – Shilpa Shetty
Boy George – Joy Bhattacharya, CEO of KKR.
Bubaan – Arindam Ghosh
Bublee – Bret Lee
Bunty – Ness Wadia (Babli’s mate)
Calypso King – Gayle
Candy Nickel – Andy Bichel
Castro – Fidel Edwards
Chatterjee Kaaku – Old Guy from the KKR Ad ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’
Chhota Chetan – Cheteshwar Pujara
Chikna Pussy – David Hussey
Chinnu Popli – Shreevats Goswami
Chintu Singh – Anureet Singh
Chirkut Teli – Virat Kohli
Cool Dude – MS Dhoni
Darwaan of Patiala – Tom Moody
Deegrah Patan – Irfan
Dewar – Rahul Dravid
Dhakkans – Deccan Chargers
Durbaan – Tom Moody
FIP – Fake IPL PLayer
Former India fast bowler who will remain a former India fast bowler – Agarkar
Ganji Hanger – Sanjay Bangar
Ghati Baba – Rohit Sharma
Gilli danda – Ashok Dinda
Hawaii Chappal – Greg Chapel
India’s best fast bowler – Ishant Sharma
John Wrong – John Wright
Joker – Nepali guy (Chang) who was Indian Idol host
Junta/ Junta Tormentor – Ajanta Mendis
Kaan Moolo – Agarkar
Kaan Moolo – Ajit Agarkar
Kishen Kanhaiyya – Ravi Shastri
Laal Chaddi Dada / Lordie – Sourav Gangly
Lady Jaya – Jayawardene
Little John – Ishant Sharma
Little Monster – Sachin
Little Sister – Shamita Shetty
Lord Almighty/ Lordie – Sourav Ganguly
Mangal Pandey – LR Shukla
Mira Bhai – Harbhajan Singh
Mr. Batlivala – Mallya
Panty Curry – Robin Uthappa
Pedophile Priest – Gilchrist
Pedophile Priest – Gilchrist
Peter Ka Beta – Pietersen
Phoren babas – McCullum & Buchanan
Prince Charles of Patiala – Yuvraj Singh
Pussy – David Hussey
RDB – Ranadeb Bose
Re-Peter – Peterson
RVR Singh / Pamela Inder Singh – VRV Singh
Saala Slimeball – Lalit Modi
Sandy Baddy Babe – Mandira Bedi
Shakespeare – Aakash Chopra
Sheikh of Tweak – Shane Warne
Sparrow / Parrott – McGrath
Springbock – Rander Wyke
Springbok – Morne Van Wyk
Sticky Something – Ricky Ponting
Style Bhai spinner – Murali Karthik
Sultan of Tweak – Shane Warne
The Rajputs – RR – Rajasthan Royals
Vakkel Saab – Kumara Sangaksarra
Very very special friend Ram – VVS Laxman
Vinnie Dildo/ Badsaah Dildo – Shah Rukh Khan
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