southpark « Slackerninja's Freestyle Dojo

So this happened a few minutes ago…

Mr. X: Recommend me a sitcom pls Dudeee

me: Suits

Mr. X: Dude saw it, anything else

Mr. X: N btw suits is not a sitcom :p its drama

Mr. X: Sitcom is only comedy

Mr. X: Like himym,friends,seinfeld

Mr. X: Think n tell

me: Community Big Bang Theory, South park

Mr. X: Seen

Mr. X: Then

Mr. X: Anything new?

me: 2 girls 1 cup

Mr. X: Or really old

Mr. X: Whats that abt?

me: watch it

Mr. X: 1 girls 2 cups is normal

Mr. X: Ok

me: lemonparty

Mr. X: Hmm

Mr. X: Checking these two thanks

Mr. X: Tell me more if u know

me: Goatse

Mr. X: K checkin

Mr. X: Cant find goatse on imdb

me: google or youtube

Mr. X: Wow all 3 not listed

Mr. X: So these just air on youtube

Mr. X: No download

me: look around, you’ll find ‘em

Mr. X: Wtf is that porn?

Mr. X: 0_o

me: lol no

Mr. X: Search says not safe

me: your machine is prolly a pr0n server

Mr. X: Its something to trick ur friends n record reactions

me: lulwut?! It’s not a reality show, it’s a sitcom

Mr. X: Download link pls

me: *redacted*

Mr. X: Is it nsfw?

me: no

Mr. X: Cool

Mr. X’s new status message – Im The Lyrical Gangster \m/

Now Listening to: Metallica- Ronnie

Now with bonus SouthPark reference!

[10/1/2009 3:54:36 PM] Lehar says: i object
[10/1/2009 3:54:47 PM] Lehar says: i object to Game4uNinja being male
[10/1/2009 3:54:58 PM] randal.pereira says: Only ninjas can be male
[10/1/2009 3:55:00 PM] Lehar says: thts downright sexist
[10/1/2009 3:55:03 PM] Lehar says: and no
[10/1/2009 3:55:05 PM] randal.pereira says: So if you want to be one….
[10/1/2009 3:55:07 PM] Lehar says: thr r female ninjas
[10/1/2009 3:55:14 PM] randal.pereira says: It’s not sexist if i’m giving you a solution
[10/1/2009 3:55:17 PM] Lehar says: info for ur tiny male brainn
[10/1/2009 3:55:30 PM] randal.pereira says: O RLY?
[10/1/2009 3:55:36 PM] Lehar says:
[10/1/2009 3:55:47 PM] randal.pereira says: heads up rishi is headed ur way
[10/1/2009 4:07:12 PM] rishi.alwani says: Seriously
[10/1/2009 4:07:16 PM] rishi.alwani says: Women Ninjas lol
[10/1/2009 4:07:31 PM] rishi.alwani says: next thing we’d be wondering if Dolphins are smart
[10/1/2009 4:07:44 PM] alexander.gounder says:
[10/1/2009 4:07:50 PM] rishi.alwani says: (which they are not because they get caught in plastic can rings )
[10/1/2009 4:08:02 PM] Lehar says: they are intelligent
[10/1/2009 4:08:11 PM] Lehar says: they just dont knw plastic rings exist
[10/1/2009 4:08:12 PM] Lehar says:
[10/1/2009 4:08:16 PM] Lehar says: ggrrrr……
[10/1/2009 4:08:17 PM] rishi.alwani says: *yawn *
[10/1/2009 4:08:39 PM] alexander.gounder says: Wht Plastic rings
[10/1/2009 4:08:40 PM] rishi.alwani says: Well at least they’re smarter than people who think that women ninjas exist
[10/1/2009 4:08:45 PM] Lehar says: :O
[10/1/2009 4:08:52 PM] rishi.alwani says: heads up: the tooth fairy and santa claus are a lie
[10/1/2009 4:08:52 PM] Lehar says: female ninjas exist!!!!!!!!!!111
[10/1/2009 4:08:57 PM] Lehar says: ur frigging google says tht
[10/1/2009 4:09:10 PM] rishi.alwani says: And that there is no such thing as equality, parity or being fair
[10/1/2009 4:09:11 PM] rishi.alwani says: sorry
[10/1/2009 4:09:16 PM] rishi.alwani says: the world is not round
[10/1/2009 4:09:17 PM] rishi.alwani says: it is flat
[10/1/2009 4:09:18 PM] alexander.gounder says: Rishi google is urs!!
[10/1/2009 4:09:19 PM] rishi.alwani says:
[10/1/2009 4:09:26 PM] rishi.alwani says: nah
[10/1/2009 4:09:28 PM] rishi.alwani says: wordpress
[10/1/2009 4:09:29 PM] rishi.alwani says:
[10/1/2009 4:09:31 PM] Lehar says: good mornign alex
[10/1/2009 4:09:32 PM] rishi.alwani says: \m/
[10/1/2009 4:09:46 PM] Lehar says: in a sense i get ur flat world
[10/1/2009 4:09:56 PM] rishi.alwani says:
[10/1/2009 4:09:56 PM] rishi.alwani says: Flat Out
[10/1/2009 4:09:57 PM] Lehar says: but as thy say, be the change u want
[10/1/2009 4:10:02 PM] rishi.alwani says: OHMFG
[10/1/2009 4:10:03 PM] alexander.gounder says: good afternoon “gurl who thinks women ninjas exist”
[10/1/2009 4:10:03 PM] Lehar says: so be fair, u’ll get fair
[10/1/2009 4:10:12 PM] rishi.alwani says: wtf
[10/1/2009 4:10:12 PM] rishi.alwani says: “be the change you want”
[10/1/2009 4:10:13 PM] rishi.alwani says: lol
[10/1/2009 4:10:21 PM] rishi.alwani says: St. Lehar teaching us how to live
[10/1/2009 4:10:29 PM] rishi.alwani says: St. Lehar of Change
[10/1/2009 4:10:33 PM] Lehar says: the world is round
[10/1/2009 4:10:38 PM] rishi.alwani says: (i have only 10s, no change btw )
[10/1/2009 4:10:39 PM] Lehar says: wht goes arnd comes around
[10/1/2009 4:10:54 PM] Lehar says: ha ha
[10/1/2009 4:10:55 PM] Lehar says: not funny
[10/1/2009 4:10:56 PM] Lehar says: lame
[10/1/2009 4:11:01 PM] Lehar says:
[10/1/2009 4:11:09 PM] rishi.alwani says: St. Lehar of Lame4U
[10/1/2009 4:11:12 PM] alexander.gounder says: seriously not funny… lame…
[10/1/2009 4:11:26 PM] alexander.gounder says: lame like the idea of women ninjas
[10/1/2009 4:11:31 PM] Lehar says: i am going to take revenge for this
[10/1/2009 4:11:38 PM] Lehar says: with my FEMALE ninja team
[10/1/2009 4:11:44 PM] alexander.gounder says:
[10/1/2009 4:11:57 PM] rishi.alwani says: No you’re not Russel Crowe from the Gladiator, you can’t pull off saying that line and be cool
[10/1/2009 4:12:00 PM] alexander.gounder says: yeah we will wait for such a time
[10/1/2009 4:12:13 PM] Lehar says: yeah
[10/1/2009 4:12:16 PM] Lehar says: keep waiting
[10/1/2009 4:12:32 PM] rishi.alwani says: No we’re not. We’re busy being Ninjas. You can be too
[10/1/2009 4:12:34 PM] rishi.alwani says: OHWAITAMINIT
[10/1/2009 4:12:35 PM] rishi.alwani says:
[10/1/2009 4:12:44 PM] alexander.gounder says: keep waiting… because female ninjas don’t exist
[10/1/2009 4:13:00 PM] Lehar says: ggrrr….
[10/1/2009 4:13:17 PM] Lehar says: uff!
[10/1/2009 4:14:06 PM] *** rishi.alwani has changed the chat topic to “Female Ninjas: Pre–order now at Lame4U (contact St. Lehar for details)!”